The non conformer's Canadian Weblog

December 25, 2010

Here is the GOOD NEWS you want to read, hear

 

As in the past MOST Doctors and nurses will still no longer be held accountable, for any of their lies, errors, omissions, incompetence.
 
 Unemployment rate are dropping significantly, and are being replaced by a rise in social aid, welfare.
 
Pharmacists now claim to have a pill that can almost cure anything.. for more money
 Cancer and heart attack cure found, by euthanasia
Less people are dying at home and more people are dying in the Hospitals even with the Hospital aquired sickness.
 
Medicare line ups have been eliminated, for the elected politicians only.
The prime minister has announced that from now on his party members will keep  all their promises, at least for 5 minutes.
Canada has finally paid of all of it’s debts, to big business.
There will be no more official tax increases this year, rather the secret, hidden  taxes will be increased.
 
The Police have promised to improve their self regulations, they bought a larger paper shredder.
The police have promised to cut back on their excessive spending, when they are not working.
 
 
2/3 OF ALL CRIMINALS ARE NOT CAUGHT, CONVICTED BY THE POLICE who are too busy pursuing revenue generating traffic tickets
 
Big Mother Bell has promised to no longer price gouge all of it’s customers, but  it will continue to make significant price increases without notice.
 
  
 Drunk drivers have found a competitor, the Alcoholics who walk are also more  likley to be hurt in accidents
 
             
 
The weekend drivers were twice as likely to be involved in drinking and driving car crashes than weekday drivers AND License of drunkard drivers should be firstly cancelled immediately. . BUT THE SPEEDERS WHO EVEN CAUSE LESS ACCIDENTS WILL LIKLEY GET THE POLICE TICKETS
 
 
    

‘Alarming’ number still drink and drive: survey Montreal Gazette – Many Canadians take a “do as I say, not as I do” approach to drinking and driving, according to survey results released yesterday.

Nearly a quarter of drivers have driven after drinking: survey Waterloo Record

Tipsy? Call BCAA Burnaby Now

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